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Tidbits and Groaners II
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NorthernRedneck
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Yet another day has passed that I didn't use algebra. 
Sounds like me.
NorthernRedneck
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I guess it's time to turn my winter fat into spring rolls. 
NorthernRedneck
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NorthernRedneck
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Hookers don't fart, they let out little prosti-toots
NorthernRedneck
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I'd do a movie review on that one.
NorthernRedneck
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I just farted and said "Thank God that still works. I thought it was broken."
My daughter looked at me strange and asked why I thought my butt was broken.
I told her "Because it has a Crack in it."
My daughter looked at me strange and asked why I thought my butt was broken.
I told her "Because it has a Crack in it."
NorthernRedneck
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I was heartbroken when my wife told me that my five-year-old was not my son; then she told me to pay more attention at kindergarten pickup.
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Statistically speaking, did you know that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy???
NorthernRedneck
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NorthernRedneck
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My buddy says he has the body of a porn star.
All his clothes say XXX.
All his clothes say XXX.
Steve Martin was once asked to describe the look a woman has when she wants sex.
I replied he honestly couldn't remember enough to describe it.
He hadn't seen that look for a long time.
I replied he honestly couldn't remember enough to describe it.
He hadn't seen that look for a long time.
NorthernRedneck
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She asked if he was good in bed.
He replied "You bet! I haven't wet it in a few years!"
He replied "You bet! I haven't wet it in a few years!"
NorthernRedneck
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I have so many jokes about homeless people.
But none of them work.
But none of them work.