Tidbits and Groaners II

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Yet another day has passed that I didn't use algebra.

 

[pirate_girl]

Sounds like me.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I guess it's time to turn my winter fat into spring rolls.

 

[Doc]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[FrancSevin]

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[NorthernRedneck]

Hookers don't fart, they let out little prosti-toots

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I'd do a movie review on that one.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I just farted and said "Thank God that still works. I thought it was broken."

My daughter looked at me strange and asked why I thought my butt was broken.

I told her "Because it has a Crack in it."

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I was heartbroken when my wife told me that my five-year-old was not my son; then she told me to pay more attention at kindergarten pickup.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Statistically speaking, did you know that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy???

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

My buddy says he has the body of a porn star.

All his clothes say XXX.

 

[FrancSevin]

 

[FrancSevin]

Steve Martin was once asked to describe the look a woman has when she wants sex.
I replied he honestly couldn't remember enough to describe it.
He hadn't seen that look for a long time.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

She asked if he was good in bed.

He replied "You bet! I haven't wet it in a few years!"

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I have so many jokes about homeless people.

But none of them work.

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[NorthernRedneck]