Tidbits and Groaners II

[NorthernRedneck]

You can't spell advertisements without "semen" between the "tits"

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Analbumcover

The reason why correct spacing is required when typing.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

You can't say "guages" without saying "gay jiz"

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[Doc]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

If a feminist thinks all men are trash but also think women are equal to men, then
.....

 

[Doc]

 

[FrancSevin]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee. This means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[bczoom]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[Doc]

 

[bczoom]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I'm going to start a vibrator repair service. I'll call it.......

Inspect her gadget.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Tomorrow is national "No bra day!" Time to show your support.

Last year was a flop.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Remember, it's always better to cum a shit load than to shit a cum load.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

My wife says that I'm actually good in bed.

I hardly ever fall out anymore.

 

[Doc]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

this just happened.

I'm sitting here in the waiting room for an appointment when an older grey haired gentleman looks over and says....I hope you aren't in a rush. I was a young man when I got here.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

That Awkward Moment When You're Running & Your Boobs Are Bouncing All Over The Place.& You're A 65 Year Old Guy.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[NorthernRedneck]