Tidbits AKA Groaners

[NorthernRedneck]

Don't be upset with lazy people.


They didn't do anything.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Somebody threw a Jar of mayonnaise at me...I was like "What The Hellman"...

I talk to myself to get an expert opinion.

 

[Doc]

 

[Kaper]

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last !

 

[EastTexFrank]

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last !

Thanks!

 

[Doc]

They say exercise can add years to your life.

Today I ran 2 mi. and now I feel like I am 78.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

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I talk to myself to get an expert opinion.

 

[Doc]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

I talk to myself to get an expert opinion.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

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I talk to myself to get an expert opinion.

 

[Bannedjoe]

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[pirate_girl]

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[NorthernRedneck]

I just found out how to turn my dish washer into a snow plow...I bought her a shovel.

 

[Doc]

I just found out how to turn my dish washer into a snow plow...I bought her a shovel.

You're so bad ...but that is funny as hell. :th_lmao:

 

[FrancSevin]

You're so bad ...but that is funny as hell. :th_lmao:

My wife didn't think so??

 

[NorthernRedneck]

My wife didn't think so??

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[NorthernRedneck]

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[NorthernRedneck]

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[pirate_girl]

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[NorthernRedneck]

Sometimes it's hard to just LEGO.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

The instructions said to cut the bottom 6" of the trunk and put it in the stand...

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I'm not going out in the woods. There's too many bugs.