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What do you call an Egyptian prince with a degree in plumbing?







Turn computer upside down to read answer.

ɹoɾɐɯ ʇǝɔnɐɟ ɥoɐɹɐɥd ɐ
 
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If lawyers are disbarred and

clergymen defrocked,

doesn't it follow that

electricians can be delighted,

musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged,

models deposed,

tree surgeons debarked, and

dry cleaners depressed?
 
My doctor told me my sugar was too high.

So I came home and lowered it from a shelf onto the counter.

Don't ask google why cornflakes were invented.
 
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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor.
 
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th!
 
This year I've got my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away.

A treadmill!
 
A husband and wife had a fight.

Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.

Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
 
What is Forrest Gump's Password?

1Forrest1
 
Remember back when some people thought Sarah Palin was the craziest person in politics! Good Times!
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Toilet paper: $12/roll Gas: under $2/gallon
Weed is legal.
2020 has the ultimate choice. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Ass, Gas, or Grass?
 
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