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Tidbits and Groaners Part II
- Thread starter Doc
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How come every "c" in pacific ocean is pronounced differently?
You truly appreciate something only when it's gone.
Toilet paper is a good example of that.
Toilet paper is a good example of that.
Boats are like strippers. They work great as long as you keep throwing $100 bills at them.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roger's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, flummoxed, speechless, perplexed, and gobsmacked.
Meanwhile, those waiting for the shipment were at a loss for words.
Meanwhile, those waiting for the shipment were at a loss for words.
Why did Forrest Gump name his boat the "Jenny"?
Because he knew she wouldn't go down on him. 🤪
Because he knew she wouldn't go down on him. 🤪
Perfect timing. I may have to show my wife this as we're going out tonight. 🤣