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I applied for a job in the men’s underwear department at a local store, I started my big presentation to the department manager but he stopped me and told me to be brief.
 
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Canadian eh!!!
 
The spell czech on my computer has never failed me!
 
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I'm doing crunches twice a day now.

Captain in the morning,

Nestle in the evening!
 
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.
 
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How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible! " the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." " Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!
 
All men are born free and equal, but then lots of them grow up and get married.
 
Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."
 
I want to learn how to drive a stick shift.

However I can't find a manual.
 
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