Who lives in such a setting in that you can just take a few steps outside your home and are able to take a leak. Without anyone seeing you not evn family members.

I can do that and shoot a gun if I want.

But can you do both at the same time and not get your shoes wet?![]()
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Yes, you can, but all those old ladies at the retirement home you live notice youTake a leak....hell, I can walk from the house to the pool, swim around for a bit and go back to the house before I realize I forgot to put on my swim suit.![]()

Yes, you can, but all those old ladies at the retirement home you live notice you![]()
Thats a everyday day thing here at the ranch in Idaho . Only the Elk seem to giggle when I pull it out to take a leak . They keep making comments about being barely legal . Boy ! I hate smartass Elk .

I can do that and shoot a gun if I want.
I have nieghbors. Like any small small small small town. But outside of town a few hundred feet from my front door I can go and walk for weeks and weeks in a straight line and never even see another human being or evidence of one! Actually Ely is the most remote town in the continental U.S..![]()
I can do that and shoot a gun if I want.
Me too I can take a wiz and/or shoot a gun right from my back porch.
I generally have to sit my beer down to do both, however.
I'm about the same. I do have to set the gun or beer down to wave to the neighbor's wife...

I can do that and shoot a gun if I want.
. She is convinced the burned grass in the yard is my fault and not the dog's
, and yes I am waiting for snow. When I was younger I used to mow my lower field in the "buff" for tanning purposes except for my work boots until I got caught by some female colleagues from work who had decided to pay me a surprise visit. My oil rag under the seat:nosee: did make for a decent loin cloth. Not a pretty picture
, but not a lot to hide :nosee: . JayThat would have made you pretty close neighbors with my father's family. They lived in the stretch between Milton and Selinsgrove.I am from Williamsport lived there and in Montoursville.