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shortarcflyer
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Its called a poverty holster.
Your choices;
Some new jeans for work
or
Ammo for your handgun
shortarcflyer
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Damn. I thought it was called an assholster.
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Maybe asphalt?
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My money is on number 5.
This sign privacy saved me a few years ago when I had my stroke. I would drive by a sign like this almost daily. As symptoms were seeing in, i saw this sign and called for help.
Where can I find decent steaks for $11.00 a lb. Been a while since I have seen that.
The only way I know is to buy a side of beef.
I have one coming this fall/winter. $5/pound hanging (including kill, cut, package & freeze).
That's $7.50/pound in the freezer. A bit high for the hamburger but a great price for the ribeyes, porterhouse...
Years ago, we often had a cow raised by a family friend and had that done.
Best way to go.
During COVID, they canceled the state fair and some of the FFA contestants let their young project bulls go to a butcher. We got 1/4 of one. A bit fatty but tender as I have ever experienced.
At the beginning of the 1970s, an airline made an offer to boost company sales by targeting businessmen:
“Buy a business class ticket and get a free ticket for your wife.”
For the same trip — and after the idea’s overwhelming success — the company wrote to the wives, asking for their feedback and how much they enjoyed the journey.
The response from all of them was the same:
“What trip!?”
“Buy a business class ticket and get a free ticket for your wife.”
For the same trip — and after the idea’s overwhelming success — the company wrote to the wives, asking for their feedback and how much they enjoyed the journey.
The response from all of them was the same:
“What trip!?”