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FUNNY PICTURE THREAD II
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Don Coyote
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Gotta make this quick, Wifey and I are on our way to Home Depot to get a new microwave.
So,..... I get home from work and Wifey comes up and gives me a big hug. She notices that I'm still wearing my concealed pistol. She whines..... "why do you have to wear that thing in the privacy of our own home?"
I put my finger up to my lips and said ..... "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh,......... Decepticons".
She laughed,....... I laughed........................ the microwave laughed.
..... So I had to shoot the microwave.
Gotta go,......... see ya.
So,..... I get home from work and Wifey comes up and gives me a big hug. She notices that I'm still wearing my concealed pistol. She whines..... "why do you have to wear that thing in the privacy of our own home?"
I put my finger up to my lips and said ..... "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh,......... Decepticons".
She laughed,....... I laughed........................ the microwave laughed.
..... So I had to shoot the microwave.
Gotta go,......... see ya.
Interesting that this is in my kitchen and I took the picture about 20 years ago. It's been working It's way around the internet.
Another fuckhead that needs to be locked up in a very very small cage too small to stand up in or even turn around in and then once a week throw some slop into the cage so he can lick it off the floor
NorthernRedneck
Well-known member
Um. I'll just leave this here. No explanation needed.
NorthernRedneck
Well-known member
We know Franc.BS pal. Using less than 5% of their mental capacity, Women run our lives.
All men are born with a leash. Women don't even have to tug on it to get us to behave to their will.
Any man who believes different is simply proving their point.
Just a joke and it made me smile.
Along with what you said... I don't have the balls to show it to my wife.
For countless centuries, men have fought to win the title of King and think they get to rule their nations. Keeping women off the throne most of the time. They were able to so mostly because of their physical dominance. Then came technologies which evened the physical differences and now women often rule nations and the men in them. I'm not saying it is right or wrong, good or bad. It is simply how humanity has evolved.
It's quite okay really. My woman tugs my leash from time to time, and I love it.
One idiot thought that Frac. Most of us know better.BS pal. Using less than 5% of their mental capacity, Women run our lives.
All men are born with a leash. Women don't even have to tug on it to get us to behave to their will.
Any man who believes different is simply proving their point.
