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Firearms Humor & Memes
- Thread starter Melensdad
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Any jam, you should drop the mag then clear the jam. Folks have been seriously injured and killed from a failure to fire then not dropping the mag, the reason it didn’t fire was the bullet wasn’t seated in the extractor and when the bolt was racked it didn’t eject the ftf, picked up another round then used it as a firing pin causing it to fire out of battery. Always drop the mag!
Umberto
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I think I like this guy!!!
I don't shoot as much as I used to. In fact far far less. I was looking at one of my shelving units of ammo. Maybe 6-10,000 rounds on that unit. There are cases of ammo on other shelving units. Good mixture of premium defense, target, and practice/plinker rounds. I think I'm good. I no longer own a 308 but have hundreds of that round, figure it is an easy to trade commodity round if/when "mad max" comes knocking on our society door . . . which is hopefully never.
shortarcflyer
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Pretty sure that is banned in California, Illinois and New York.
Back in the fifties, General Mills had this type of rubber band gun printed as a cut out on their cereal boxes.
Of course, it fit as the cereal brands sponsored so many of the westerns on TV.
The Lone Ranger, Gunsmoke, Wells Fargo, Wyatte Earth, Wagon Train,
I miss the simplicity, and moral messages of the genre.
The rubber band gun was fun.
I still make one occasionally.
For the kids, of course!
shortarcflyer
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I believe I remember those. Back in my day, I usually picked the box of cerial that was giving away the "best" toy at the time.
Here ya go!!!
Hugh O'Brian; the last man "killed" by John Wayne.
shortarcflyer
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An old retired female Chief living in Florida, who just finished shopping and, was returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
The retired Chief dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs..........
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The retired Chief, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why.
It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
The Chief loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The retired Chief dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs..........
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The retired Chief, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why.
It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
The Chief loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
