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Stop the madness, register your penis!

muleman

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
Since 1960, almost every sex crime in this country has involved unregistered, unlicensed penises operated by untrained individuals who did not have to pass a background check.

Shockingly, penises often fall into the hands of underage individuals.

Women are often confronted by men brandishing penises in the dark.

No license is required in any state for a person to carry a concealed penis, which highlights the need for Federal action.

This must stop!

I propose the following:

  • Bans on scary looking penises, which we shall designate as assault genitals
  • Background checks to keep penises out of the hands of mentally ill persons, felons, and minors
  • Limits on the ammunition available to penis owners
  • Penis-free zones for 1000 yards around schools, government offices, shopping centers, parks, and places of worship
  • Penis buy-back programs
  • Requirements for penises to be kept locked, and separate from their ammunition in homes with children
  • Strict limits on the size of ammunition feeding devices for penises
  • Severe restrictions on concealed penises
  • Limits on the size of penises, allowing only police and military to have over-sized, more powerful penises
  • A two week waiting period before a penis may be used
  • Penises not to be allowed to be discharged within city limits
  • A requirement for a person to flee wherever possible to a avoid discharging a penis
  • Publication of the names and addresses of penis owners

The time for action is now!
 
I can't register my Penis ,,,,,, Its considered an assault weapon by my wifes standards .:sad:
 
Dmorency said:
Mine will sometimes fire by accident while cleaning.:mellow::mellow: Then other times not fire at all when you want it to.:mellow::mellow:
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Sounds like a bad safety issue. Typical of older models with lots of abuse.
Best you be careful where it is pointed.
 
...out of my cold dead hands!!!!!!! screw them, no registration here. :yum:
 
Went in to register.....lady said it was so small she could not asign a caliber...so to just forget about it!!!!!!! no one could prove I was carrying any way:glare::unsure:
 
Well, at least they can't tax mine. Most of the time it just hangs around doing nothing, a few times a day it's pissed, and when it
finally does do some work ... it goes in the hole! :whistling:

 
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