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You know you're having a bad day when,,,,,

FrancSevin

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You know you are having a bad day when an E-mail message arrives informing you "three people have Unfriended you" ,,,,,,and you don't even have a Facebook Account.

Lower than low man!:sad:
 
Re: You know you're haing a bd day when,,,,,

You are hereby unfriended. That way you won't feel left out!:yum::yum:
 
Re: You know you're haing a bd day when,,,,,

You know you're having a bad day when you look to open a can of cat food, but you cannot find it. And that's when you remember how that tuna sandwich tasted "kinda funny"
 
Re: You know you're haing a bd day when,,,,,

You know it's going to be a bad day when you reach for that donut you were saving and someone else has already eaten it.
 
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You know you are having a bad day when you cannot get the keys to start the minivan at the mall. Then you realize it's not your minivan,,,,and that you came there,,,,, in the pickup truck.

It gets worse when the owner shows up.
 
Re: You know you're haing a bd day when,,,,,

FrancSevin said:
You know you are having a bad day when you cannot get the keys to start the minivan at the mall. Then you realize it's not your minivan,,,,and that you came there,,,,, in the pickup truck.

It gets worse when the owner shows up.
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And it also gets worse the older you get. Don't ask how I know!!
Mike
 
Re: You know you're haing a bd day when,,,,,

You know you are having a bad day when you call your gal and she says ,,,," come on over, nobody's home" and when you go over,,,,,nobody is home.

OK she' not really my girlfriend yet........
 
You know you're having a bad day when you're with your best friend and he gets a phone call telling him his house burned
down ... and when you start to commiserate, you remember, he's living with you. :ermm:

 
You know you'rehaveing a bad day whneyour boss says, "I know it's not your fault but,",,,,,,,,


"I blaming you anyway."
 
... your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.

... the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

... you get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

... you turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

... your twin sister forgets your birthday.



Franc, I'm not Jimmy Durante so I don't "have a million of 'em", but I've got enough to keep up! :brows::yum::yum::yum:
 
Danang Sailor said:
... your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.

... the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

... you get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

... you turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

... your twin sister forgets your birthday.



Franc, I'm not Jimmy Durante so I don't "have a million of 'em", but I've got enough to keep up! :brows::yum::yum::yum:
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Jimmy might have been exaggeratin' I know I was.
 
'you get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.'

That actually happened to me once. I was working for the State Disabilty Insurance program at the time and was left in charge of the office when all of the managers left for a required conference. We ran into a computer softwear problem that same morning. A few days later I had CBS in the office filming why the checks were not going out. It sadly took four days before the problem was corrected. In the meantime we were calling landlords and other people to say 'yes' there was a problem and please do not start eviction or any other proceedings. They are not at fault. What a week that was!
 
u jump awake @ 4:00 in the morning, get ready fer work, get the kiddos ready fer daycare/school, thereafter, pack lunches, make bottles,.......

then notice that it's saturday.
 
in viewing old pix, u discover that muley was @ anthrocon. in a suit. & u've got pix. at the time, u were unaware of muley's furry side. now.......:whistling:
 
You try to eat a doughnut and see this........
 

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the tub finally drained. 'cept ettiquette is, (well, to me, anyhow) before u bother the landlords, u hafta see if that tub is really, really unplugged. if that ice really melted yet. (not risking putting boiling h2o in there- blake suggeseted 'at one before i suggested he was a dagnabbin fool. not gonna be breakin' thier h2o pipes. duh- they're pipes joined w/ other joints- a burst of sudden temp. change & then the basement 'll be sprayin' & leaking from 'dem tubes.)

& muley cannot :biggrin: at a laugh. someone searhed her archives from 2008 to find a pic for to make him laugh. sour 'ol man, u.
 
You're ready to sit down and read that book that you've been wanting to read-----and the cat's already in the chair sound asleep.
 
leni & luvs get into a fight during a prime-time talk show over whether the results show whether blane, or his twin, shane, is the father of the baby when watching tv.


i knew neither were from the minute they showed thier pix side-by-side.
 
When you sit down to read a book and it isn't until chapter four that you realize you have already read it.!:ermm:
 
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