Tidbits and Groaners II

NorthernRedneck · Aug 15, 2022

A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. Surprisingly, there was No congestion for 8 hours.

NorthernRedneck · Sep 19, 2022

NorthernRedneck · Sep 20, 2022

NorthernRedneck · Nov 20, 2022

What do you call dental x-rays?

TOOTH PICS

NorthernRedneck · Dec 6, 2022

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I don't know if I can get hard. I just got laid this morning.

NorthernRedneck · Dec 10, 2022

NorthernRedneck · Dec 17, 2022

NorthernRedneck · Dec 17, 2022

How does a deaf gynecologist accomplish his job???

He reads lips

NorthernRedneck · Dec 18, 2022

Interesting article I stumbled upon.

NorthernRedneck · Dec 18, 2022

Dolly Parton has had so much plastic surgery that if she started out as a tree stump, she'd now be a totem pole.

Doc · Dec 18, 2022

Doc · Dec 24, 2022

Doc · Dec 29, 2022

NorthernRedneck · Jan 10, 2023

A fart is a wonderful thing. It can rip and tear leaving a path of destruction and yet barely leave a trace.

NorthernRedneck · Jan 14, 2023

A local funeral home is opening up a coffee shop. They are calling it "burial grounds".

NorthernRedneck · Jan 14, 2023

NorthernRedneck · Jan 15, 2023

NorthernRedneck · Jan 24, 2023

Why is diarrhea so hard to spell but so easy to get?

NorthernRedneck · Jan 27, 2023

Doc · Jan 29, 2023

Lenny · Jan 30, 2023

NorthernRedneck · Feb 12, 2023

PGBC · Feb 21, 2023

dyami · Feb 22, 2023

NorthernRedneck said:
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really

FrancSevin · Feb 22, 2023

PGBC said:
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If they ever come back,,,,I can

Dial a rotary phone.

I can adjust television antennae ears

And,
I can do the hokey pokey!