Tidbits and Groaners II

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[Lenny]

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[Reaper]

 

[Reaper]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I once was sober for 12 years.

Then I turned 13.

 

[Lenny]

 

[Reaper]

 

[Reaper]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

my son just blew his nose loudly sounding like a bull moose so I immediately answered back with a cow moose call.

My wife just looked at me strange.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

It's that time of year when it takes longer to find it than it does to piss.

 

[EastTexFrank]

It's that time of year when it takes longer to find it than it does to piss.

Just try getting a 3" pecker out through 5" of Carhart's.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[FrancSevin]

That's a '55 Chevy
I remember those days.

 

[FrancSevin]

I got hit with a violin, then a drum, then a trumpet and finally I was beaten with a cello!
The police think it was an orchestrated attack!

 

[FrancSevin]

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[FrancSevin]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

If two blind people have a baby, who's going to watch it?

 

[Lenny]

I'm having a rough day. I tried to button my shirt and the button fell off. I tried to pick up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

When you fart, it can be silent. Or loud.

Then there's the turd option.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Speaking of farts, why do I feel like I'm only one good fart away from being paralyzed?

 

[waybomb]

Have you noticed that since Trump tenants it to The Gulf of America, the biggest predicted hurricane season has decided not to Phuck with it?

 

[Reaper]

Have you noticed that since Trump tenants it to The Gulf of America, the biggest predicted hurricane season has decided not to Phuck with it?