Things you can say about your car, but not about your girlfriend or wife

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

Go ahead, take her for a ride.

 

[Ross 650]

Check out my tail pipe.

 

[power1]

Look at the headlights on that thing.

 

[waybomb]

She's black.

 

[pirate_girl]

This baby's loaded!

 

[FrancSevin]

She came with all the options.
Easy to handle and great on the curves.
Starts right up every time I whip out the key.

 

[chowderman]

. . . no spark . . .

 

[Ironman]

She got a stick tranny.

 

[tommu56]

She got a stick tranny.

and drinks Bud.

 

[redsqwrl]

I don't know about all but mine has a push button start.

I push her buttons and she starts .........________!

 

[FrancSevin]

I don't know about all but mine has a push button start.

I push her buttons and she starts .........________!

I like that one. However, be careful what buttons you push.

 

[Lenny]

She's a 250 HP turbo.

 

[Doc]

Shes hot and shes loud.

 

[Ross 650]

Shes got dual exhausts.

 

[Doc]

I have to choke her to get her started.

 

[Ironman]

I like to beat the brakes off this old bitch. (If you’re looking sweetheart, I got hacked).

 

[loboloco]

Her rear is sagging, so I need to change her out for a newer model.

 

[Doc]

She's loaded. Who wants to take a look under the hood?

 

[Ross 650]

Check out those giant headlights.

 

[Ironman]

Check out those giant headlights.

She got those high beams

 

[Doc]

Her airbags are amazing.

 

[m1west]

she won the drag race

 

[loboloco]

I think I'll trade her in on a newer model.

 

[eyi]

Works only when driven.

 

[Kevlar]

Jesus

 

[tommu56]

Plato has joined the crowd