Most hated words for a husband.

[bczoom]

I love my wife dearly, but...
In a conversation (actually, I don't get to talk so I guess she's just monologuing).
I get the gist of the conversation in the first hundred words.
Then there's the extra key words that make me cringe. Why do we need more words????
I got it and then she adds the words to string on sentences:
Because
so
That means we're going to talk about a LOT more. If I interrupt, I get the worst one... "shush".

I'm old and like silence. Unfortunately, not going to happen.

And then there's verbal processing... Another subject? She talks to herself to get things done.

 

[Don Coyote]

She wonders why I'm so quiet. (I know the truth: even if that's not her perspective..... so she can have the last word, no biggie).

Happy Wife: Happy Life.

..... (Happy Husband: ..... he's up to something ).

 

[Big Dog]

The washers broken!

 

[Melensdad]

The washers broken!

Like she fell down and broke a hip?

 

[FrancSevin]

"Honey, we have to talk......."

 

[bczoom]

"Honey, we have to talk......."

Why do they say "we" when they actually mean "she's" going to talk. We don't get a word in.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

The washers broken!

I can relate. We just had our dryer fixed last month and now our dishwasher won't drain. Repair guy is coming in the morning. Always something.

 

[tommu56]

I have a "klunk in my car"

 

[bczoom]

I have a "klunk in my car"

Oh, and the "check engine" light has been on for 6 months.

 

[Red]

The washers broken!

Fixed my whirlpool washer three times before I said "ENOUGH" moving a 250lb machine to change a pump on the bottom sucks!
Do your own research, but found the reliability (which is the only thing I care about) on the LG front load washers was very good. And in hindsight the only mistake I made was waiting, very impressed with the machine, fingers crossed that it lives up to the hype.