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Most hated words for a husband.

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bczoom

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I love my wife dearly, but...
In a conversation (actually, I don't get to talk so I guess she's just monologuing).
I get the gist of the conversation in the first hundred words.
Then there's the extra key words that make me cringe. Why do we need more words????
I got it and then she adds the words to string on sentences:
Because
so
That means we're going to talk about a LOT more. If I interrupt, I get the worst one... "shush".

I'm old and like silence. Unfortunately, not going to happen.

And then there's verbal processing... Another subject? She talks to herself to get things done. :(
 
Big Dog said:
The washers broken! 🤬
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Fixed my whirlpool washer three times before I said "ENOUGH" moving a 250lb machine to change a pump on the bottom sucks!
Do your own research, but found the reliability (which is the only thing I care about) on the LG front load washers was very good. And in hindsight the only mistake I made was waiting, very impressed with the machine, fingers crossed that it lives up to the hype.
 
bczoom said:
I love my wife dearly, but...
In a conversation (actually, I don't get to talk so I guess she's just monologuing).
I get the gist of the conversation in the first hundred words.
Then there's the extra key words that make me cringe. Why do we need more words????
I got it and then she adds the words to string on sentences:
Because
so
That means we're going to talk about a LOT more. If I interrupt, I get the worst one... "shush".

I'm old and like silence. Unfortunately, not going to happen.

And then there's verbal processing... Another subject? She talks to herself to get things done. :(
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True on all accounts, I tell my wife she is on a train track and when a turnout comes up, she branches onto another subject, it becomes really annoying when the subject is changed.

My wife can talk under water with a mouth full of bananas.
 
EastTexFrank said:
My most dreaded words are, "Sweetheart, I was just thinking". Apart from the obvious reply, those words send a chill down my spine.
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My wife's intelligence, compared to mine, is a totally unfair contest. She lights up her high tech nuclear capabilities whilst I am still ramming ball and gunpowder down my flintlock.

Yeah, no matter how well I plant my heels in the dirt, I'm toast.
knotsew innocent said:
"It's fine."
"Nothing is wrong."
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Those words,,, yeah, that is Defcom 1
 
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