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Humor, sarcasm, irony, and other fun stuff
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These are Actual Street names:
— Haviture Way (Eagle Mountain, Utah)
— Throwita Way (Placerville, Calif.)
— Harry Baals Drive (Fort Wayne, Ind.)
— Divorce Court (Heather Highlands, Pa.)
— Hanky Panky Street (Las Vegas, Nev.)
— Psycho Path (Traverse City, Mich.)
— Shades of Death Road (Warren County, N.J.)
— Bloody Lyre Road (Cripple Creek, Colo.)
— Bucket of Blood Street (Holbrook, Ariz.)
— Tapeworm Road (Chester County, Pa.)
— Beach Blanket Babylon Boulevard (San Francisco, Calif.)
— Tennis Court (Los Angeles, Calif.)
— Manlove Road (Sacramento, Calif.)
— Kangaroo Court (several locations around U.S.)
— Antonio and Banderas are two roads that intersect in Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif.
— Rode Road (Brisbane, Australia)
— Twiggly Wiggly Road (British Columbia, Canada)
— Butt Street (Erie, Pa.)
— Chicken Dinner Road (Canyon County, Utah)
— Dumb Woman’s Lane (East Sussex, United Kingdom)
— This Street, That Street and The Other Street (all in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia)
— Duh Drive (Bethlehem, Pa.)
— This Ain’t It Road (Dadeville, Ala.)
— Haviture Way (Eagle Mountain, Utah)
— Throwita Way (Placerville, Calif.)
— Harry Baals Drive (Fort Wayne, Ind.)
— Divorce Court (Heather Highlands, Pa.)
— Hanky Panky Street (Las Vegas, Nev.)
— Psycho Path (Traverse City, Mich.)
— Shades of Death Road (Warren County, N.J.)
— Bloody Lyre Road (Cripple Creek, Colo.)
— Bucket of Blood Street (Holbrook, Ariz.)
— Tapeworm Road (Chester County, Pa.)
— Beach Blanket Babylon Boulevard (San Francisco, Calif.)
— Tennis Court (Los Angeles, Calif.)
— Manlove Road (Sacramento, Calif.)
— Kangaroo Court (several locations around U.S.)
— Antonio and Banderas are two roads that intersect in Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif.
— Rode Road (Brisbane, Australia)
— Twiggly Wiggly Road (British Columbia, Canada)
— Butt Street (Erie, Pa.)
— Chicken Dinner Road (Canyon County, Utah)
— Dumb Woman’s Lane (East Sussex, United Kingdom)
— This Street, That Street and The Other Street (all in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia)
— Duh Drive (Bethlehem, Pa.)
— This Ain’t It Road (Dadeville, Ala.)
Alcohol is helpful!
Doctor OZ was RIGHT!!!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.!!