A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called his client and said, "Saul, I have some good news, and some bad news. Saul, the Art dealer replied, "Honestly, I have had a pretty bad day today so how about you give me the good news first."
The lawyer replied, " I met with your wife today and she informed me that she had acquired two pictures for about $5,000 that she believes could fetch a minimum of $10 TO $20 million."
" Saul, I honestly believe she could be right!"
Saul replied enthusiastically, "I'm not surprised, well done woman! Apparently, my wife is becoming quite the businessperson.
"Thanks, You just made my day!" Now, with that in mind, what were those two pictures of?"
The attorney replied, " Saul, That's the bad news. The pictures are of you in bed, with your secretary."