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I was speeding on the highway with the music blasting having fun, when I looked in the rear view mirror and noticed the flashing lights behind me.
When I pulled over, the officer walked up to my car and said; I've been following you for 5 minutes with my lights and the siren on! Why didn't you pull over?
I looked him dead in the eye and said; My wife ran off with a cop just like you.
He said that doesn't explain why you didn't pull over!
I said; I thought you were bringing her back...

He just shook his head and drove away