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Don't lowball me, I know what I got.
You know you're not in Boston anymore when you start seeing this.
I saw something like this a few years ago. I was in rush traffic near the DFW airport. A small pickup in the next lane over had a mattress loaded the same way. There was a man lying on the mattress to hold it in the pickup. His lane was going a little faster than mine. A mile or so down the road I saw two things bouncing along the blacktop. One was the mattress and the other was the man who was lying on top of the mattress. The mattress bounced a little longer than the man did.
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life.
Ryan lives in San Luis Obispo, California. He was sick of the world, sick of COVID, Trump, the "My Pillow" guy, Russia, China, global warming, street crime, fentanyl, illegal immigrants, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Ryan drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw Ryan in his car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Ryan from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Ryan drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw Ryan in his car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Ryan from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.