Last night we were coming home from the hospital after visiting an ailing aunt, it was about 8pm and we had not had dinner. Stopped in at Applebee's Restaurant for a meal.
While the place was OK, clean, decorated with local sports team memorabalia and the server was pleasant, the food was pretty lousy.
We ordered a 3 appetizer platter to start that had "cheeseburger sliders", spinach/artichoke dip and hot wings. The "cheeseburger sliders" that were vastly inferior to a real White Castle slider. The spinach/artichoke dip was OK, no complaint there. The wings, eh. So out of the 3, 1 was good, two no so much.
Dinner was about the same. I ordered 'riblets' which I figured would have been some sort of boneless pork rib thing. I was wrong. It was rib tips. Not very good either. The lovely Mrs_Bob ordered 'fish & chips' and honestly they were horrid. The worst I've ever tried, bar none. Heck even the school cafeteria when I was a kid had better fish. These were over cooked, tough, and just plain bad. Melen ordered an open face steak sandwich. She won the prize for good food. It was pretty good.
The highlight of the evening was not the food, nor the service (which was good). But rather the table of ladies adjacent to us. Grandma with the large tattoo on her boob was simply stunning to behold. There was probably the largest black woman I've ever seen, heck the largest woman of any color/creed I've ever seen. She must have been nearly 7' tall and had an ample girth. She anchored one end of the table. The other end was anchored by a much shorter woman, but these two probably weighed about the same, so the shorter one would kindly be described as gravitationally enhanced. I think when she got the tattoo of the rose on her shoulder it was probably a dainty rose, but as she gained weight the rose also expanded to well larger than life size. Overall that was just fun entertainment to view. I think there were 7 or 8 total ladies at the table, they seemed to enjoy their meal much more than we enjoyed ours.
My score for Applebees, out of a possible 5 "forks" I'd give it maybe 1 "spork" for food quality. Not someplace I ever could recommend, and not someplace that I would ever choose to go again.
While the place was OK, clean, decorated with local sports team memorabalia and the server was pleasant, the food was pretty lousy.
We ordered a 3 appetizer platter to start that had "cheeseburger sliders", spinach/artichoke dip and hot wings. The "cheeseburger sliders" that were vastly inferior to a real White Castle slider. The spinach/artichoke dip was OK, no complaint there. The wings, eh. So out of the 3, 1 was good, two no so much.
Dinner was about the same. I ordered 'riblets' which I figured would have been some sort of boneless pork rib thing. I was wrong. It was rib tips. Not very good either. The lovely Mrs_Bob ordered 'fish & chips' and honestly they were horrid. The worst I've ever tried, bar none. Heck even the school cafeteria when I was a kid had better fish. These were over cooked, tough, and just plain bad. Melen ordered an open face steak sandwich. She won the prize for good food. It was pretty good.
The highlight of the evening was not the food, nor the service (which was good). But rather the table of ladies adjacent to us. Grandma with the large tattoo on her boob was simply stunning to behold. There was probably the largest black woman I've ever seen, heck the largest woman of any color/creed I've ever seen. She must have been nearly 7' tall and had an ample girth. She anchored one end of the table. The other end was anchored by a much shorter woman, but these two probably weighed about the same, so the shorter one would kindly be described as gravitationally enhanced. I think when she got the tattoo of the rose on her shoulder it was probably a dainty rose, but as she gained weight the rose also expanded to well larger than life size. Overall that was just fun entertainment to view. I think there were 7 or 8 total ladies at the table, they seemed to enjoy their meal much more than we enjoyed ours.
My score for Applebees, out of a possible 5 "forks" I'd give it maybe 1 "spork" for food quality. Not someplace I ever could recommend, and not someplace that I would ever choose to go again.