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Being a Penis

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him !
 
And lets not forget Mrs Vagina aint got it much better.....she also has a semi attached Arse-hole for a neighbour but gets called a pussy on a daily basis and has a couple of Tit's living upstairs hahahahahahaha:yum::yum::yum:
 
Galvatron said:
And lets not forget Mrs Vagina aint got it much better.....she also has a semi attached Arse-hole for a neighbour but gets called a pussy on a daily basis and has a couple of Tit's living upstairs hahahahahahaha:yum::yum::yum:
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Not to mention every dick in the neighborhood wants to either screw her over, or spit in her face.:yum::yum::yum:
 
Some have been large,
Some have been small--
God only knows, I've loved them all.
*clearing throat*... everyONE is beautifulllllllllll in it's own waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...:yum::yum:
 
pirate_girl said:
Some have been large,
Some have been small--
God only knows, I've loved them all.
*clearing throat*... everyONE is beautifulllllllllll in it's own waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...:yum::yum:
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I hope you are talking about Mr. penis and not MRs vagina... :hide:
 
tsaw said:
Oh don't worry.. I may be short but I'm fat and I don't bend. :yum::yum::yum:
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So.. in other woids, you may not reach the bottom, but you can bang the hell outta the sides?
You're thick! and I state this in the most respectful medical way..
:festive::rolf2:
 
............................. tsaw at the premier .............. :yum:
 

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pirate_girl said:
So.. in other woids, you may not reach the bottom, but you can bang the hell outta the sides?
You're thick! and I state this in the most respectful medical way..
:festive::rolf2:
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Exactly! When I get into a pool to swim, I can never reach the bottom. But I can bang the hell out of the sides.:weneedpic
 
Mercy!
What is it about this thread that keeps me looking in? haha!
On a more serious note: as a nurse I have seen more pee pees than you could shake a stick at.
Over the years I've become accustomed to them and don't think much about them unless they are attached to a male in whom I am crazy about.
They are a body part with a function. Nuttin' more.
 
pirate_girl said:
I suppose I am hoping for a Jerry Lewis type post showing a comedic appendage and shouting........ Heyyyyyyy Laaaaaaaaady!!!!:tongue::yum:
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Oh damn!! clean my monitor off!! I spit a mouthfull of beer!~ You have a great sense of humor:clap:
Just the thought of that is enough!
 
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