Most of the "hookers" I see are decent drivers, and even look like someone that would be presentable almost anywhere. But there are a few exceptions. Two that stick out in my mind, are two drivers for a local company. These two look like Darrel and Darrel, and for the most part, that may be where the charactors came from.

Both of them wear Carhartt bibs year round, that don't appear to have ever left their bodies either. Then there's the year round toque, just as greasy, and always pulled down over their blackhead infested ears.

Their hair looks like they use Rotella T for slick it down grease. They both have old beat to crap F350's. These guys live together about a mile away from me. It appears they may be both married to the same woman, kinda hard to tell, then again, it might be their sister, or mother. I suspect it's the same person though to them.

There's always a slew of greasy little brats running around, and they have horses. The horses look in good shape though.

They have 7 or 8 beater cars, a Century boat on a trailer, wheels removed ofcourse, a corncrib that someday soon, is gonna fall and take out all the racoons that live in it, along with a couple goats.

There must be half dozen ATV's, and three snowmobiles that have grass growing up thru the tracks. I'm not kidding guys!! Maybe manana I can take a photo for you all to enjoy. It's dogpatch at it's best!!
