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Should I just squish this guy ??

BigAl

BigAl

Gone But Not Forgotten
I am a pretty easy guy to get along with for the most part . I hate lazy people who like to blame all their problems on someone or something else . There is one POS in my town that I am trying to decide if i should just knock him on his ass, the next time he mouths off . He is real quick with his mouth but also a real coward when he gets called out .
So now he has made the bad mistake of deciding to mouth off to me . I told him once already that guys like him are not worth me beating the crap out of . I may be having a change of heart .
I am pretty damn sure their will be only two hits . One to his face and them one as he hits the floor .
I am for the most part a gentle giant and it takes a bit for me to go off on someone . Once I get to that point there is no stopping me till I am done . Not something I am proud of .
Now I am from California . I will admit that California is not my favorite state , but it provided a good living for me and I did what I had to make a honest living and feed my family . Never have I tried to change where I live now to what California is , nor would I .
This POS has decided to insult anyone and everyone who is or has ever lived in California , I have finally gotten tired of it . I am thinking that he will look pretty damn stupid when he is laying flat out on his back after he got it whipped my a pussy Californian .
The wife is trying to talk me outta it ,but I just may have to give the man a lesson in manners .
My concern is if I hit the SOB I may do more damage than I intended . Would it be better if I just "Bitch Slapped" him in front of his so called friends?
 
My philosophy, If he ain't worth shooting, just ignore him.
Then again, some folks just need killing.
 
loboloco said:
My philosophy, If he ain't worth shooting, just ignore him.
Then again, some folks just need killing.
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You make a good point , but I hate like hell to spend any money on good lead when a proper ass whoopin might do the trick . I sound like a real Pr*ck , but this guy is the most inbred POS I have ever seen in my life .
I could write a book on the crap he has caused in this little town .
 
BigAl said:
You make a good point , but I hate like hell to spend any money on good lead when a proper ass whoopin might do the trick . I sound like a real Pr*ck , but this guy is the most inbred POS I have ever seen in my life .
I could write a book on the crap he has caused in this little town .
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What's the matter, can't take him down with words? Kick his ass and you lose. Anyone can use violence to rid themself of an annoyance. Outsmart him with your mind and you're the hero, and he loses his stature in the community as the village idiot. Punch out his lights and you're liable to lose your freedom and he can continue to taunt you on the free side of a jail cell. Show us who's actually the intelligent one in this situation.
 
JEV said:
What's the matter, can't take him down with words? Kick his ass and you lose. Anyone can use violence to rid themself of an annoyance. Outsmart him with your mind and you're the hero, and he loses his stature in the community as the village idiot. Punch out his lights and you're liable to lose your freedom and he can continue to taunt you on the free side of a jail cell. Show us who's actually the intelligent one in this situation.
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Yep, what JEV said. My guess is that everyone already knows he's an idiot so no sense in you droping to his level. And he's just not worth going to jail over.

Next time you see him, look him dead in the eye and walk towards him real fast. He'll probably fall all over himself trying to get away from what he expects to be a real nasty ass kicking. :wink:
 
I'm from Lobo school it isn't worth fighting unless it is worth killing so I say walk away till you can't any more.
 
JEV said:
What's the matter, can't take him down with words? Kick his ass and you lose. Anyone can use violence to rid themself of an annoyance. Outsmart him with your mind and you're the hero, and he loses his stature in the community as the village idiot. Punch out his lights and you're liable to lose your freedom and he can continue to taunt you on the free side of a jail cell. Show us who's actually the intelligent one in this situation.
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Sometimes Jev , words are just not going to get the job done.
No I can take him down with words but honestly this guy is so dumb he would not know it .
Besides Jail don't bother me even a little . My bail would be posted before I even arrived at the pokey .

squerly said:
Yep, what JEV said. My guess is that everyone already knows he's an idiot so no sense in you droping to his level. And he's just not worth going to jail over.

Next time you see him, look him dead in the eye and walk towards him real fast. He'll probably fall all over himself trying to get away from what he expects to be a real nasty ass kicking. :wink:
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Probably no jail time as everyone would say he just trip . This is the "wild west" up here and the local sheriff don't get called unless its important .
 
Whatever...sounds like your mind is made up, so go show the world what Big Al is all about. I've got a brother like you who doesn't take advice either.
 
JEV said:
Whatever...sounds like your mind is made up, so go show the world what Big Al is all about. I've got a brother like you who doesn't take advice either.
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Good God ?? Did you burn your muffins again ??:unsure:
Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me you never felt like kicking some assholes ass who deserved it ???

You must be one hella a easy going guy .

I'm "old school ". Piss me off or touch me . Pay the price for your actions .

If Americans had a little more Backbone like that . The Law enforcement folks would have a lot more time to eat donuts and drink coffee:smile: .

Some people are sheep , some are wolves , and some are sheep dogs .
I fall in that latter group .
 
Maybe you should get some help (witnisses) to form a plan of attack. You chose the time and the place, and to his disadvantage. If enough folks are tired of the local jerk, it shouldn't be too hard to do. Remember the small town in Missouri where the local bully got a 30/30 bullet on a crowded main street on a Saturday night, and no one saw anything??:wink: Pigs are pigs and most folks don't like living with them running loose in the street, or road if your from out in the country. :wink:

Bring in others, the more the merrier, and have a plan to get this puke to do some thing he shouldn't have done. :whistling:

Never hurts to have numbers, and eye balls to back you up.

Regards, Kirk
 
BigAl said:
Good God ?? Did you burn your muffins again ??:unsure:
Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me you never felt like kicking some assholes ass who deserved it ???
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I never said I didn't have those urges...I damn sure did. Difference between you and me is that I grew out of that stage, and you seem hellbent on hanging on for dear life to your youthful urges. Today I don't give two fucks for assholes. I'm not going to let them fuck up MY life just to satisfy an ego that used to get my young ass in trouble. It's obvious that your mileage differs from mine. Have at it, and be sure to take pictures so we can see what Big Al did to the village idiot. I'm sure there will be a couple of folks here that will pat you on the back for your skill at kicking ass. Others may not see as you do, but they are probably pussies like me.
 
Al, if you gotta do this, find some stairs. Lots of POS fall down stairs, and no one ever sees anything.
 
Where I come from, you just do what needs to be done, and shut the fuckup. I damn sure wouldn't be talking about it on the world wide web , but thats just me. :ermm:
 
Cowboy said:
Where I come from, you just do what needs to be done, and shut the fuckup. I damn sure wouldn't be talking about it on the world wide web , but thats just me. :ermm:
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I was thinkin the same thing Cowboy,... Al, i what to hear a story about an asshole that keep tripping and falling and hitting his face on the curb some 35 times:flowers:
 
AAUTOFAB1 said:
I was thinkin the same thing Cowboy,... Al, i what to hear a story about an asshole that keep tripping and falling and hitting his face on the curb some 35 times:flowers:
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Me too. Much as I respect Kirk, his idea strikes me as being 180 out; you want zero witnesses, not a lot. To me it's the same
as a shooting situation ... always best if there's only one witness standing to testify!

 
squerly said:
Yep, what JEV said. My guess is that everyone already knows he's an idiot so no sense in you droping to his level. And he's just not worth going to jail over.

Next time you see him, look him dead in the eye and walk towards him real fast. He'll probably fall all over himself trying to get away from what he expects to be a real nasty ass kicking. :wink:
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:clap:
:yum:

oh I love this one! So much so that I just snorted in and spewed out my rum and
coke simultaneously!

And it won't land you in jail either!
 
hey Big Al...a cop once tokd me and my mom that if they found this one asshole (who had busted out her car tail lights and hit me with a beer bottle when I chased him) in an alley all beat up with paper bag over his head...that there would be no questions...
 
BigAl said:
I am a pretty easy guy to get along with for the most part . I hate lazy people who like to blame all their problems on someone or something else . There is one POS in my town that I am trying to decide if i should just knock him on his ass, the next time he mouths off . He is real quick with his mouth but also a real coward when he gets called out .
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Stopped right there, Al and didn't read any of the others comments.
I have found with women who are of similar qualities(mouthing off, then running for the hills)--the best thing to do (for me as a woman) is to hope my quick... eloquent sarcasm kicks in.
Usually it does.
If he's that much of an asshole, your words will cut better than your fists ever could.
Dumb people hate it when you show them their own level of idiocy.. usually renders them speechless.
After that, they suddenly have more respect for you.:biggrin:
 
Also being silent can be particularly effective.
Body language works wonders- no words needed.
Tends to make people scratch their heads and say What The Hell?
Always keep them guessing until they give up.
Eventually, it'll happen.
You don't need to prove anything to anyone but yourself.
 
pirate_girl said:
Also being silent can be particularly effective.
Body language works wonders- no words needed.
Tends to make people scratch their heads and say What The Hell?
Always keep them guessing until they give up.
Eventually, it'll happen.
You don't need to prove anything to anyone but yourself.
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Quit trying to make sense. Haven't you figured out that he WANTS to kick this guy's ass to show him how much better he is than the loudmouth? Please sit down and leave this to the menfolk to handle.:hide::bonk::yum:


P.S. You know I really luv ya, babe, but Al has testosterone backup that made it to his brain, and girl talk don't cure that. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if the loudmouth was a 4th degree blackbelt and Al got HIS as kicked instead??:yum::yum::yum: Explain THAT one to the Mrs when ya come home in bandages and stitches.:yum::yum: I've seen that happen twice in my lifetime, and both times it was over in a heartbeat, with the aggressor picking his sorry ass up off the ground. Too funny...
 
Al...quit being a pussy californian!!!!:yum:

I'm thinking this guy figures you're an easy target since you have a couple kirsty snow kitties and he knows real men drive real snowcats. You wanna prove to him that you're a real man, put your fists down and get a real snowcat! That'll show him that you're a real man and not one to be messed with.

Or...you could just kick his sorry ass nd be done with it.
 
Cowboy said:
Where I come from, you just do what needs to be done, and shut the fuckup. I damn sure wouldn't be talking about it on the world wide web , but thats just me. :ermm:
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Yep, this is true. Last time I kicked Cowboy's ass he didn't tell anyone... :brows:
 
I feel better now after taking Jevs advice . :whistling:

I decided that being the better man like Jev is ,was the better way :mellow:. I decided to just forget the whole thing . I even put him on my ignore list . But when he decided to push it and ask what my problem was ,he did not pay attention to my new found wisdom I had learned from the greatest man that ever live . Too bad .
Thank you Sir !!!:biggrin:
 
Nice to know I'm another list.:yum::yum::yum: Ignore is not really such a bad thing, at least I know I'm thought enough of to be ignored.:yum::yum::yum:
 
JEV said:
Nice to know I'm another list.:yum::yum::yum: Ignore is not really such a bad thing, at least I know I'm thought enough of to be ignored.:yum::yum::yum:
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Oh quit jumping to conclusions Jev . I could never put you on the "FF ignore list" no matter how you are thought of :flowers::yum:.

I was talking about the fellow here in town .:yum: :smile: You sure seem to be a little defensive tonight but its my piss poor English skills that really are to blame . I should have listened better in English 101.

Please Know that I still feel the same way as always about your wisdom :smile: .

I was just taking your advice . Sorry about the misunderstanding :smile:
 
DAMN! Here I thought I had finally "arrived" to make your hit list.:yum: Oh well, at least it worked out without YOU going to jail. I didn't know if they had Internet access in Idaho, and we would sure miss having your sorry ass around here.:flowers::flowers::yum::yum:
 
Dammit, JEV, your posts in this thread just made me change my mind about you.

And btw, it was for the better ....:biggrin:
 
jpr62902 said:
Dammit, JEV, your posts in this thread just made me change my mind about you.

And btw, it was for the better ....:biggrin:
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Sorry...I'll try to be myself in the future. FWIW, the internet is where we go to exercise our alter ego, not show our true self. I guess I just slipped.:hammer::yum::yum::yum:
 
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