Rusty's thought of the day thread

[muleman]

Hey Rusty what's up? Are you still getting over Santa or is it the fact that the Giants got clobbered today?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

im sober dammit. wanna go home

 

[muleman]

Well cheer up New years is coming!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

yeah well im not int he best mood today. moneys way too tight, i was sleeping SOOO damn good when my alarm went off, and that dont happen much anymore. oh yea, and i just found out that the rear doglegs on the Taurus are rusting out already. 6 frickin years old. wtf

 

[Galvatron]

I'm here now m8 to cheer you up......


we have a caller on line 4.....Lenny from Manchester UK


Hi guy's....my wife caught me wearing her Mom's passion draws and now refuses to talk to me...should i have let her try them on first??

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

shouldnt have worn them on yer head!

 

[Galvatron]

Classic.

Billy on line 6...

Rusty whats the best way to remove a foreign object from my buttocks....i erm slipped and now it's kinda stuck

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

git yerself a m8 with an auto, some rope, and a tree. tie the rope to the object and the car. hold on tight to the tree, and well... you can figure out the painfull rest

 

[Galvatron]

Billy says"not sure on that idea...would it help if i said what the foreign object is??"

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

uh. maybe? it works tho, trust me. i-i-i-i- i mean ive heard...

 

[Galvatron]

The Foreign object is a young German exchange student called Hans



hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

ugh would yer name happen to be franz?

 

[Galvatron]

hahahahaha sorry but i find it all so funny hahahahaha




I am starting to worry myself with the crap i come out with

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I am starting to worry myself with the crap i come out with

it is rather corny..............

 

[Galvatron]

Hans on line 3....


me thinks the rope and car is to kinky even for us Germans ya.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

no comment

 

[Galvatron]

i say Hans got himself in this messyum:)let him get himslef out of it



hahahaha

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

youre drinkin again, aint ya , m8?

 

[Galvatron]

No....may have a few later but not yet....just thought my old m8 needed a laugh.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

well yesh i do, pal. would really like to head on home, too.

 

[Galvatron]

Try and forget about all that seems crap in your life today and think about whats good.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

cant think now, m8. just slammed my head under the ****in counter

 

[Galvatron]

do it again

 

[muleman]

cant think now, m8. just slammed my head under the ****in counter

Why don't you try sitting up in the chair instead of crawling under the counter! Were you hiding from a Panthers fan?

 

[Erik]

Billy - I suggest a large meal of texas style chili, sauerkraut, and several pints of stout -- that'll blow any obstruction clear...

 

[Galvatron]

Billy - I suggest a large meal of texas style chili, sauerkraut, and several pints of stout -- that'll blow any obstruction clear...

And teach him what is ass is for


Good afternoon Erik and Muleman.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

damn that car gets to me. give my name a new meaning: Rusty shackleFord

 

[muleman]

Can you get aftermarket parts? Might as well start spraying all the bolts with Kroil or wd40 now.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

hell with that, muley. im a redneck. let the bitch rust!

 

[Galvatron]

do you treat your women in the same way