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Question about Superman

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
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Why is it that when the bad guy is cornered and empties his .38 Special at Superman, the bullets bounce off his chest . . . but when the bad guy throws the empty gun at him, he ducks out of the way!?!
 
Why is it that when the bad guy is cornered and empties his .38 Special at Superman, the bullets bounce off his chest . . . but when the bad guy throws the empty gun at him, he ducks out of the way!?!
Well, because he's bullet-proof, but knows he must keep that awesomely chiseled face perfecto, plus it looks cool to see a superhero dodge and weave.
Who knows, maybe Superman is really a pussy..
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