Naked, Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate ... who hasn't been caught like this?

[Melensdad]

I dunno, sometimes the news is just too bizarre to be true, but then you find out it is true.

WTF?

Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police

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Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter​

Workers found suspect, 22, inside Kentucky market​

A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.​

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Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.​

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A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.​

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But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” . . .​

 

[Umberto]

This one time in the girls dorm…

 

[Melensdad]

This one time in the girls dorm…

Was that at "band camp"?

 

[echo]

I know who he voted for.

 

[Umberto]

Was that at "band camp"?

I know who he voted for.

No, never was in band long enough to go to camp. Playing football was more important.

 

[FrancSevin]

Not with chocolate...; PB and Maple syrup.

But I was like two.....