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Man arrested for breaking in homes & tickling buttholes

Melensdad

Melensdad

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Seriously, you can't make this stuff up :hammer:

http://agimtmz.com/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-homes-and-tickling-butholes/

TEXAS – The infamous “B*oty Tickler” who was breaking into homes in Dallas and tickling peoples but*holes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.

The so called “B*oty tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.

His best cover is the element of surprise people believed he was a harmless homeless man but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless but was wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth over $4,500.

All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.

We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “B*oty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.

Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 5 a.m. All of the tickler’s victims were men. He is currently being held in Dallas County with no bond.

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Actually, it appears you can. The only two places this "news story" can be found are the link you posted - and this story
is the only thing on that website - and a Facebook page. I believe the whole thing is a hoax. :w00t:
 
Melsdad, I'm sorry but I agree with DS. There is no way on this green earth that the guy pictured is going to break into 12 Dallas homes and tickle male buttholes while they are asleep without somebody waking up and handing him his own ass on a platter. It's just not going to happen. Of course, if the police say that they picked him up in Deep Ellum at 5:30 in the morning carrying a feather duster in either hand, I may have to revise my opinion. :yum:
 
He should move to San Francisco, there they might force him to give them an *expetive deleted* while he is down there.
 
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