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Learning not to get caught

mak2

mak2

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Tonight my wife made me go to WalMart with her. Mid way thru the always fun shopping experience my wife remembered she wanted me to rent a carpet cleaner. So off to customer service I go. After I finally get to the customer service desk and the lady goes around to get the carpet cleaner,while I am still getting my license out of my billfold I hear this evil hiss of a female voice, you guys know the one, really in trouble in public voice. Fortunately for me it was not my wife talking to me but it did bring back memories. The voice said, "Why you talking to me, your staring at her, go talk to her!" Then the "Sorry honey, I was not looking at that woman." "get away from me, go look at her".......I looked around and they were in their early 20's. He just screwed up his weekend but Dam did that bring back memories.

I was about 22 and the then wife was about 20. We were in the grocery in Garden Grove CA I think it was a Vons (or Ralph's) or something. Anyway the future x wife and I were in the freezer section and heading out to the canned foods. I had noticed this just unbeliveably good looking girl with this biker guy from afar eairler. This chick had a cutoff T shirt and daisy duke looking jeans then forgot about her. As we came around the corner there she was, it was obvious the cut off T shirt and the shorts was all she had on, and you talk about good looking. My goodness. About that time I guess the x seen were I was looking and I would have been in big trouble anyway, but I ran into a display of cans, knocking them down. Lots of cans. This was a fairly embaressing situation, but I think that was the first time I had heard that evil hiss of an angry female voice. Not the last, but I have not heard it for several years till tonight. Just brought back memories. Feel sorry for that poor guy.:shitHitFan:
 
I told my wife if I'm looking at women, it's a pretty good sign I'm still breathing. She said as long as I park my slippers beside OUR bed, I have nothing to worry about.
 
Mine finally told me to just :slap:keep my eyes in my head & my tounge off the floor. I can't help it sometimes, when a :poto::boobies:"neon sign" :5boobs:comes my way, I'm married, but not dead. And she KNOWS I love that :love:"American Woman":kiss:, more & more each day!
 
Bummer for that dude. I check out the booty all the time & Citygirl knows women dress like that so men will look and she's cool with it. Yup....Life is good in OKC for me. :)
 
Just so the girl you are looking at doesn't see you and think you would rather have her than the one your with....
 
Ah.... I am a lucky one. We look at them together lots of the time. I actually have to almost fight her for the playboy when it gets here. Like Ohio said.. long as my slippers are parked at our bed then no harm no foul.:5boobs:and FYI brunettes is where it's at...:coolshade
 
I wouldn't fight redneck over a Playboy......(it's not my week for girls)
I like to think of myself as having too much class to whine about him looking at another girl, but there is a such thing as :respect: for me being next to him.
If I don't have it.... I ain't wait'n around.....I am too good.
 
My wife is pretty smart. Whenever I notice another woman, she notices too, and usually says "I'd look great in that too", and we she usually does when we buy her a similar outfit.
 
yup.
some months she gets the PB first, some months I do.
and she's OK with me looking (or I wouldn't have the PB scrip, would I?) so long as I'm not too blatant or disrespectful.

I'm definitely in a similar boat as rback33 & Ohio here.
 
waybomb said:
My wife is pretty smart. Whenever I notice another woman, she notices too, and usually says "I'd look great in that too", and we she usually does when we buy her a similar outfit.
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Now that is smart! Perhaps I need to have some attractive looking men [fortunately for my hetersexual confidence, unfortunately for said stunt, I still don't understand how that is determined] drive by on warm summer days really slowly in really hot cars:

"You know honey I'd look great in that too....." ahhh, probably wouldn't work that way though :pat:
 
One of the guys at work kids his wife that she is probably one kiss away from being a lesbian. I know it would take more than that for my wife.
 
mak2 said:
Anyway the future x wife and I were in the freezer section and heading out to the canned foods. I had noticed this just unbeliveably good looking girl with this biker guy from afar eairler. This chick had a cutoff T shirt and daisy duke looking jeans then forgot about her. As we came around the corner there she was, it was obvious the cut off T shirt and the shorts was all she had on, and you talk about good looking. My goodness. About that time I guess the x seen were I was looking and I would have been in big trouble anyway, but I ran into a display of cans, knocking them down. Lots of cans. This was a fairly embaressing situation
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Perhaps that's why she's your x-wife.

Not getting married until my late 30's, I found myself at first getting guilty if I saw a knockout (which I was so used to do for all of my adult life).

Guess it's all perspective.

I'm old enough and been around enough, that I realize that puss is puss.

One thing to look at a woman, another to act on it.

Then there is the discussion if you're religious, if you have lust in your heart (even for a split second), it's the same as a sin. God gave me this richard, so I still don't have that part figured out yet.

Love my wife, and no ass is going to change that.
 
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