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I'm lucky enough to be on vacation from Dec 23rd to Jan 3rd and would love to go to a quiet place, without crowds, and preferably up in the mountains or in the countryside.
Ideally an all inclusive resort type thing.
I intend to spend around $10,000 - $15,000 between accommodation and food just to relax, unwind and enjoy the end of what has been a very hard year!
Does anyone know where I can get the money???
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.
One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage, I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent” says the teacher.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush. I presume he was going for a poop because he can’t read.”
