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Nah, nowhere near as bad as I thought, but that link to barney was downright scary, people actually watch that crap? I think I'd be needed a blanket if my mum forced me to watch that, what happned to pushing toy tractors around in mums veg patch and ruining the crop and getting yelled at and hosed off?
Dont think theyre Brits, our beer is too nice to force up someones :eek: :puke1:
 
Mith said:
Dont think theyre Brits, our beer is too nice to force up someones :eek:
That's why they can't be Americans, they would have just let Bud-Light go right down the drain; instead of attemping to salvage it - several times!:D
 
Come on Mith, dont tell me you are the only one that cant look at the train wreck as you drive by...... :pat:

I'm not gonna let you in on it.. You must see it to understand.. Pretty messed up though.. I've got a natural saftey built into my body to protect aganst that kinda stuff(and ugly women:sex:) I pass out.. I'm just not sure I want to know what happens after that :pat:
 
HGM said:
Come on Mith, dont tell me you are the only one that cant look at the train wreck as you drive by...... :pat:

I'm not gonna let you in on it.. You must see it to understand.. Pretty messed up though.. I've got a natural saftey built into my body to protect aganst that kinda stuff(and ugly women:sex:) I pass out.. I'm just not sure I want to know what happens after that :pat:
Probably this:
 

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HGM said:
I've got a natural saftey built into my body to protect aganst that kinda stuff(and ugly women:sex:) I pass out.. I'm just not sure I want to know what happens after that :pat:
That explains all those kids you didn't know you had! :whistle:
Bone
 
Chocolate milk is good for you if you work out twice a day.
 
Don't forget, the act of drinking should be considered as part of the workout.

Speaking of which, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. :coolshade :1062: :mullet: :stupid:
Bonehead
 
Well Mith, seems these days KNOW BODY likes to explain anthing these days on here but since I can expalin this one, I will. Ever hear of a clonic? If not I will explain if you need me to but basically a bunch of guys / idiots use beer to do a clonic on there buddy, then the quickly catch the back wash with a cup / glass & make another guy in the group drink it. You could die from doing that.
 
Dargo,
So how is the weather down there? I've got a buddy with a condo on that island, maybe you could look him up for me? He might have more rum.
 
B_Skurka said:
Dargo,
So how is the weather down there? I've got a buddy with a condo on that island, maybe you could look him up for me? He might have more rum.

Perfectly sunny and 85 each day with a light breeze. There is a sky full of stars out right now and it's about 75 with the same light breeze. It's rough here. ;) Going to a guy's house tomorrow who owns a house on 20 acres of ocean front property. Something makes me think he has a little money. :thumb:
 
humor_me said:
No, not rum, but cherry Smirnoff!
OOOO, my head!


I found out years ago that the poison is soda.. If you dont water your liquer down with soda (suggar) it wont give you a hangover..(At least it works for me)..
 
My first car was a '73 Plymouth Duster, bronze with a gold interior, bought in '76. The first vehicle my husband and I bought together was an '85 Bronco II 4x4. Still waiting for my first hearse, though....
 
Here is one that I just sent to the junkyard because it was too old to get parts for and I couldn't find a buyer for it. The town said all unregistered vehicles had to go.......
 

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Kubota King said:
Well Mith, seems these days KNOW BODY likes to explain anthing these days on here but since I can expalin this one, I will. Ever hear of a clonic? If not I will explain if you need me to but basically a bunch of guys / idiots use beer to do a clonic on there buddy, then the quickly catch the back wash with a cup / glass & make another guy in the group drink it. You could die from doing that.

HEY,
I've seen that video. Pretty sick.:puke1:
 
I only have eleven orange trees out in the back yard, plus a lemon tree, a lime tree and two grapefruit trees. One of these years they will all produce and then I will have a problem.:smileywac
 
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