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Death

o the pain the pain

o how it hurts it hurts

o how the end is near

sod it time for a beer

Galvi 2009.


:yum::yum::yum:

Better than the first one :yum:
 
santa comes but once a year

and he gives it all his might

with is sack bright red and swollen

he gives the world delight

:yum::yum::yum:


No more from me i may get in trouble.
 
The Perfect Woman

The perfect woman
Doesn’t fart
Like a trumpet sounding
But rather it is released
Like she’s gently sighing

The perfect woman
Doesn’t belch
Out the word Bulawayo
But rather releases it
Behind her hand delicately

The perfect woman
Doesn’t sweat
Or anything like as vulgar
If they overheat
The darlings just perspire

The perfect woman
Doesn’t swear
Only shit and maybe bloody
If they stub their toe
Its sod it or even buggeration

The perfect woman
Doesn’t exist
They fart and blame the cat
They belch and blame the food
They sweat and blame the change
They swear and blame the man
 
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