She needs to have her teeth whitened.

Any ideas for captions for this:
Dude, when I said you'd look cool in one of those shirts with the gator on it, this was not what I had in mind!
actually I think that is a lizard
I think that you're right. Lizard of some kind warming himself on the dude.
. Sure, it really IS a lizard, but the joke doesn't work that way.
I claim Artistic License. 

sugar bear is taking mama-boo-boo for a ride!