• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Valentine's Day ~ Put out -or- Watch Out!!!

I have strict orders from SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED, not to buy flowers, candy, jewelry or horror of horrors, a big internet Teddy bear.

Somehow, removing these options from the table is not helpful. it's mean actually.

Is she testing my intelligence, creativity or nerve?:unsure:

One never knows with women.

But I think I have it figured. Friday Afternoon, we are leaving work early and going to the Old Towne St Charles MO boutique shops and later, dinner at a high end restaurant owed by a friend of some 40 years.....Mother-in-laws House.

If Cathy is unhappy, Donna will straighten her out.

I know, I know?? I know.:bangin:

I don't have it figured out.

Over the years, I know there are only two things that I havelearned about how to handle women. Neither of them work.:doh:
 
The most stressfull day in a man's life with women. St Valentine was executed for performing marriages in defiance of the Roman Ceasar. Somehow, on this day, modern women have found how to celebrate that event by creating a ritual, a gauntlet of pain and stress as it were, for all men.

Cupid is a ruse to fool the feeble minded. Do not be fooled by this evil ritual.
rolleyes.gif



Gird your loins and do battle. It's gonna be tough out there today.

Best of luck guys. I pray we all survive the day.
 
I'm reminded of the man's prayer by Red Green for all men..."Alright men, bow your heads in prayer. I'm a man, and I can change, If I have to. I guess"

Remember, we're all in this together!

I did alright this Valentine's day. Bought "She who must be obeyed" a new vehicle yesterday. Taking her out for dinner and dance lessons tonight. And to top it all off, I had bought tickets for a valentine's day draw at work. I won the prize. So the special little lady is gonna get a nice bubble bath kit.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top