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Truly Tasteless Memes II

I was in the pub last night telling a joke to some random bloke.
"What would you do if you saw an epileptic having a fit in the bath?" The guy said "I don't know, what?" I said "Throw the washing in".
The bloke at the next table piped up and said "That's not funny, my wife was an epileptic and she died in the bath" I said "Oh mate, it was just a joke. I'm so sorry. Did she drown?" He said "No, she choked on a sock!"
 
Doc said:
I was in the pub last night telling a joke to some random bloke.
"What would you do if you saw an epileptic having a fit in the bath?" The guy said "I don't know, what?" I said "Throw the washing in".
The bloke at the next table piped up and said "That's not funny, my wife was an epileptic and she died in the bath" I said "Oh mate, it was just a joke. I'm so sorry. Did she drown?" He said "No, she choked on a sock!"
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..... Is it bad of me to be to be listening to Whitney Houstin while I'm reading this joke? :shock:

I'm going to HeII,... aren't I?
 
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