Top 10 indicators your employer joined Obama's health plan

[Melensdad]

Just dropping this here for your consideration:

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park.
(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(01) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Super Glue.​

 

[Suni]

you forgot that if you are diagnosed with cancer you are going to be offered a death pill.

 

[muleman]

Your anesthesiologist hands you a bottle of whiskey and says drink fast.

 

[FrancSevin]

Your anesthesiologist hands you a bottle of whiskey and says drink fast.

Well, He certainly won't give you a bullet upon which to bite. Ammo is in short supply!

 

[ki0ho]

Besides ya might spit it at O-slimmy!