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Things I never thought I'd say before I became a parent

No, the ambulance does not need to be refrigerated.
Actually said by me. Ten minutes ago. It's gonna be a lot going 18 years.
When I was a kid my folks said a lot of things I swore I'd never say if I became a Dad, but an older friend laughed at me. He
said we all start sounding just like our parents once we have kids of our own. :w00t2:

As we've both discovered, that guy was right! :yum:
 
My Dad always told me that if I farted, burped and sneezed all at the same time I would turn inside out. I wondered about that for a long time. :yum:
 
I find myself saying that a lot lol
Though I am trying not to say it so much. Instead I try to explain to him why I said so.

And sometimes when you try to explain to a teen and you see their eyes glaze over, you might as well shut up because their auditory system has just shut down!! Been there, done that!!
Mike
 
Just remember wiping a kids arse is a life time commitment.

And they will never return the favor in old age.
 
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