Them Old Southern Sayings

[Lenny]

I'll start it off with:

Hotter than a ten-peckered billy goat
Hotter than a fresh-f*cked fox in a forest fire

 

[pirate_girl]

I'll start it off with:

Hotter than a ten-peckered billy goat
Hotter than a fresh-f*cked fox in a forest fire

Hotter than two rats f*cking in a wool sock.

 

[Lenny]

Hotter than two rats f*cking in a wool sock.

Well, if that don't beat anything I ever stepped in or slept with!

 

[300 H and H]

It takes one to know one...

 

[loboloco]

more bumps than a burlap sack full of bobcats

 

[loboloco]

Raising more hell than two coons in a tree.

 

[Lenny]

That's slicker than snot on a door knob.

 

[Lenny]

Slicker than hot shit on an icy broom handle.

 

[Lenny]

She could talk the leg off an iron steer!

 

[Lenny]

It's getting so hot that the cows self BBQ.

 

[bczoom]

Slicker than snail snot.

 

[300 H and H]

Raining harder than an old cow pissing on a flat rock...

 

[loboloco]

keep your pecker up and your powder dry.

 

[Lenny]

That's going to go over like a turd in a punchbowl!

 

[Lenny]

Slicker that hot snot on bear hair.

 

[Lenny]

She's uglier than sin dipped in sh!t!

She's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road!

 

[loboloco]

It's enough to make a preacher cuss.
Some folks just need killin.

 

[Lenny]

Happier than a pig in shit

 

[FrancSevin]

All Hat No Cattle

 

[FrancSevin]

Hankerin’

 

[FrancSevin]

Y’all

 

[pirate_girl]

I had an Uncle who used to say "I'm so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a dead skunk"..
Imagine a kid hearing that and trying to figure it out.