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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Theres a moose loose aboot this hoose....he has eatin all my cheese and i think i see a goost whooooooooooo:yum::yum::yum:
 
He that smells of shit must have delved deep into the house of shit for reasons only known to him....either that or followed through:yum::yum::yum:
 
I have had my daily clear out thank you......and the smell has also informed my neighbors of this information to.:yum::yum::yum:
 
You don't scare me! I have spent a glorious snowy winter installing sewers and collapsing and filling the old cesspools in a town about 10 miles from Rusty. You ate a real good breakfast and went somewhere upwind for lunch!
 
muleman said:
You don't scare me! I have spent a glorious snowy winter installing sewers and collapsing and filling the old cesspools in a town about 10 miles from Rusty. You ate a real good breakfast and went somewhere upwind for lunch!
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Now thats serious Turd dealings....welcome to the Turd Family:yum::yum::yum:
 
You have to love the housewives who get you more than once, even after you tell them PLEASE don't flush or run the wash while I am hooking up your sewer. Seen some interesting things floating in some of the old cesspools! Folks don't realize that just cause it went down the toilet some thing last forever in a sunless environment. :yum: Tell me how does a lady lose her plastic "friend" and then proceed to flush it down?? The guy on the pump truck and the kid helping me lay pipe were amazed!:w00t2: I had a hard time keeping a straight face around her after that!:yum::yum:
 
Mule i know the pain....many a time have been doing a final connection into the main sewer from a new extension....."DONT FLUSH NAFF ALL" we demand....next thing you know Mrs Turd is running the gauntlet with all sorts to follow.....i now plug the sewer from the house,work quick and pull the plug with a rope.


Happy days.
 
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