Men

[Leni]

>MEN
>
>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt hole, and they
>vaporlock)
>
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
>
> And my personal favorite:
>
>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn).
>
>


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[JEV]

Yawn....Please excuse me while I go tend to my skinned knuckles from all their dragging while walking. Someday I hope to be able to walk upright like women do.

 

[Leni]

Now now. Just remember all of the dumb blonde jokes you've told. Turn about is fair play. Besides you did read 'men teaching women' didn't you?

 

[300 H and H]

Come on JEV, the ladies would really go for these....Some are quite good too. We do laugh at the Blonde jokes don't we? Don't take it too seriously.. Kick back and relax, it may have been a long day. I paid taxes today, and I know I am stressed...

Where is my Scotch and water when I need it..

Regards, Kirk

 

[Leni]

Thank you 300. I posted this not to insult but because I thought it was funny and all of you would enjoy it.

By the way, I was born blonde.

 

[Danang Sailor]

Why do Men usually die several years before their Women?
(Because Yaweh is a Just and Loving God!)

 

[EastTexFrank]

I am man. I am all powerful. I am God. I am omnipotent. (If that's Ok with you dear)

 

[JEV]

If it's got tires or tits, it's gonna be trouble eventually. Not even going to try to defend my imperfect self in the face of feminine perfection. It's a no-win, and you other dick heads should know it. Quit sucking up, you look like liberals when you do that.

Back to dragging my neanderthal knuckles, grunting, farting and scratching my ass in public.

Men die before women out of self defense.

 

[Lenny]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

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Cool! It's a good way to proposition women. Women who have compassion should want to make men smarter. As smart as women are, three seconds should help a LOT!