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Hotel Rusty

Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
Room rates are $50 a day, $300 a week or $1250 a month. We also have a lovely conference room with a free buffet of water and peanuts for all your business conference needs. That is $100 a day. We also have an almost free clinic there to the right. So how can I help you today?
 
Can i have a double room with a south facing view.....do you do a early morning call service???
 
Sure. and yes, we have an AM wake up service. A 350lb German woman will come in and scream at you until you get out of bed. After 5 minutes, she will jump in bed with you.
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
Sure. and yes, we have an AM wake up service. A 350lb German woman will come in and scream at you until you get out of bed. After 5 minutes, she will jump in bed with you.
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Fuck that i will wake myself....

eh whats with the Hotel cat???
 

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Galvatron said:
Fuck that i will wake myself....

eh whats with the Hotel cat???
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Rusty Shackleford said:
That's the guard cat, Butch. He checks everyone for stolen silver. He will know, too, so don't even try it.
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I don't know after looking at that picture... Something smells fishy to me. :whistling:

What's your hourly rate and does it include sheets?

How many seats are in your conference room. Does it have a TV?
 
Galvatron said:
May i ask what's on today's menu???....^^ makes me think the fish is off:yum::yum::yum:
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Fried chicken today.

bczoom said:
I don't know after looking at that picture... Something smells fishy to me. :whistling:

What's your hourly rate and does it include sheets?

How many seats are in your conference room. Does it have a TV?
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Sheets, yes. They are blue. The conference room has 100 chairs and a 13'' RCA.

muleman said:
Room 5 has a big turd stuck in the toilet! Send the janitor quick!:hammer:
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Bout time you got here. There is a big turd stuck in the toilet in room 5. Get it taken care of :hammer:
 
Fried chicken on the menu.....that is one hell of a varied menu to choose from:yum::yum::yum:

Can i have the........pork chop:yum::yum::yum:
 
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