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Penis Myths Debunked

HAAAA HA HA HA HA pissin'myself laughin!
let me tell you, size does matter. Unless you have a vagina, you have no room to comment. You guys complain about 'loose' women, "it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" when it's most likely the man's willie that is tiny. A willie the size of your pinkie finger isn't going to do much. Trust me, if you've been with a 'small man' you'd know what we women have to put up with: faking. (and it does get boring)
 
...and, btw, for those of you who may happen to be below average and have wives/gfs who still say, "I'm perfectly happy with your size" trust me, she's not only referring to your penis.

think about it. (cha ching)
 
HAAAA HA HA HA HA pissin'myself laughin!
let me tell you, size does matter. Unless you have a vagina, you have no room to comment. You guys complain about 'loose' women, "it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" when it's most likely the man's willie that is tiny. A willie the size of your pinkie finger isn't going to do much. Trust me, if you've been with a 'small man' you'd know what we women have to put up with: faking. (and it does get boring)
Do you know an ex boyfriend of mine, Randy?
He once told me I was too wet, and that was the reason he kept slipping out.
No... his was the size of a thumb, sorta curved..:yum:
 
Do you know an ex boyfriend of mine, Randy?
He once told me I was too wet, and that was the reason he kept slipping out.
No... his was the size of a thumb, sorta curved..:yum:

Too wet? With a theory like that, I don't think it was the size of his penis that made his satus "ex" as much as the size of his brain! :yum:
 
I guess size does matter....i prefer mine smaller...much smaller:yum::yum::yum:
 

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Naaa, perky is the key there; I'll take a perky A over a saggy D any day; a saggy A vs. a saggy D, probaby still the A just for less to sag! :yum:


LMAO Amen! And I owe u reps.. apparently I need to spread them around...
 
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