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Rusty's thought of the day thread

We have Winston on line 7...

Hi Guy's....my wife says she cant remember the last time i took a shower but i know it was June 17th 1978....could she being showing signs of a bad memory??

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we have George on line 2....

Rusty whats the best way to use a paint brush...up and down strokes or side to side...wife is nagging to get the job done but i want to get it right.

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we have Brian on line 2....

Hi Guys i would like to ask for Erik's advice as he seems to understand women...Erik my wife thinks im having an affair and has stopped talking to me...im loving the peace and quiet so whats the best way to keep her thinking i am having an affair???


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buy a cheap cell phone and call yourself at home on occasion, then hang up as soon as she answers.
 
Good advice rik...ok we have Jone on line 5...

Hi guy's does size matter?? i think it does ...my husband says it dont but still he buys a car with the biggest Gas Guzzling engine possible???

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we have Sam on line 1....

Hi im Sam and im thinking about becoming Samantha but am worried about the drugs i will have to take to develop the right hormones.....am i right to do this to become a Lesbian???

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you can start by going shoe shopping, then getting a manicure/pedicure and complete waxing - any vestigal guy parts will likely have shriveled up and be ripped out at that point, so you'll be able to save on the meds.
 
we have Billy Bob on line 6....

Hi im confused....my Dad says Mom slept around a lot and thats why he left her...how can i be sure she is my real Mom???

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My momma talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

The world's comin to an end and I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money
Money (x5)

I'm so bloody rich
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers
And I onlly know three chords
 
Man you are one strange weirdo....i think it's time for me to hangout else where:yum::yum::yum:


This is getting too weird for me:unsure:
 
mmmmmmmmmmmm..............
tater tots smothered in melted cheese and salsa or chili............
 
time for a few beers, folks. startin off with my last cold railbender, after this will be moving on to the shock tops, untill either the beer is gone, or i am.
 
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