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Wheres Tommo?

I dunno! He was here early in the month of March, but has been quiet for 2+ weeks. I believe he was due to return to England from Bagdhad sometime in mid-late month, so maybe he has just been too busy and/or is in transit?

He promised to post some more photos of his Snow Trac after he got home, he bought it sight unseen.
 
It sure seems odd that we have not heard from Tommo at all . I know he was so excited about getting back to England and checking out his new SnowTrac .He was coming up on some R&R time . He had mentioned posting pictures very soon . Bob ,since you are the main "Pooba" on this section I think you sure use your "magic" and send him a Email on his main account to insure that he is safe .
 
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I just sent him a regular email. Hopefully we'll hear from him in the next few days.
 
:tiphat: Hi all, sorry i have been busy in Baghdad and then 6 days in Basra on a job.

I'm home in the UK and have had no Internet in the house and wont get it done until the 28th March. My SAnow trac is arriving here on Tuesday! so there will be lots of photos with some luck for you to see.:thumb:

Thanks to you all for your concerns about my health!! i'm fine and spending time with my wife, young son and 8 week old baby boy!:1062:

I will be back to Iraq on the 2nd April and will commence forum duties once again so i can be given lots of Stick from Al and the gang know dout:coolshade Looking forward to the Snow trac banter again!! Al, how's the Kristi crap coming along then:whistle: "You aint finished with me yet" bring it on my man:yum:

Thanks to you all once again. Its nice to know you worry about me more than my bosses!!

Cheers and i'll speak soon as the internet problem is solved.:17875:
 
Well this is a great day, we find out that both Tommo and Dargo are home and safe!


OK, now let's all be honest. Who was more worried about the missing dog than the missing guy who has big guns?
 
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Tommo is the member of an elite snowcat assualt group now. No need to worry about him. Now if he owned lets say a LMC then I would be worried.
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You do understand that LMC stands for a (lot more cat) than the others on this forum like Snotrac and Kristi. If Tommo owned a LMC He then could be a member of an elite lot more cat assualt group. :yum: :yum: :beer:
 
I thought LMC stood for Lot More Cost. Or Lousy Machine Cant! Thanks for clearing that up. Of course from what I was told that the Snowcat scene was edited out of that movie Broke Back Mountain where they feature a LMC in one of there gay Love making episodes. In that shot LMC stood for Lick My C---. But hay I really appreciate the info.:yum:

Since Tommo is a member of an Elite Military Force he would not allow himself to be associated with anything that is "Gay" in the public eye. So in that case an LMC is just to close to that perception. That is why he chose a Snow Trac.:D

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :beer: :1062:
 
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Snowcat Operations said:
Since Tommo is a member of an Elite Military Force he would not allow himself to be associated with anything that is "Gay" in the public eye. So in that case an LMC is just to close to that perception.
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Holy cow !!! Tommo Is Gay ??? I didn't know that . He's such a cute "little stud muffin" !!! And look how cute he is running around in his little "peddle powered" Snow Trac making those putt putt sounds . Why he even has his "Short pants" on .:tiphat:
 
Glad both Tommo and Dargo are home safe and well - I make no further comment re which was more important when missing!!
 
Ice Queen said:
Glad both Tommo and Dargo are home safe and well - I make no further comment re which was more important when missing!!
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I can read between the lines, you were worried about Dargo!!! :applause:
 
Re:I don't know?

I don't know wheres Tommo? But I seem to be brushing sholders with alot of his Co-workers up here on the North Pole. It snowed a bit yeaterday and again today. the Acumulation was about .00001 inches. Lot's of oilworkers from where I am have bailed and headed to Iraq and parts east. The High pay seems to be incentive enough to offset the danger, anyway they have guys like Tommo to look out for them. One of my coworkers just bought a big LMC. when he isn't up here he's either flying his bush plane hunting, or driving his snow cat hunting. Big Al's rendition of his and Mike C's visit was entertaining reading especially in a place where news papers show up 2 day late, every day!
 
I've traded a couple recent emails with Tommo. He is still in Iraq, his Snow Trac is safely in England. Tommo will be coming home soon.

Also he has some first hand experience with Snow Tracs while he was a British Commando serving in Norway(?).
 
When Tommo returns, it would be nice to see some pictures of his snowtrac and new baby, perhaps that should be pictures of the TWO new babies?!!!
 
Tommo,:wave:
I have decided to put together a “SnowTrac Survival Pack List” for all Snow Trac owners like you . I fear constantly for you safety when you guys are out and broken down in your Snow Tracs waiting on me to save your sorry arse ß ( English for Ass). The good Lord knows I worry enough without all this added stress .:confused:


Anyway here is my list . You should start assembling it as soon as possible as your next break down in a Snow Trac, is just around the corner .


You should have a good pair of Binoculars to see where your headed and how far you made it since your last break down .:yum:

A satellite phone to call me so you can get on my growing Snow Trac Tow list for rescue .

A large sum of money to pay off your losing bet that you would not get 10 feet without needing Big Al to pull you out . ( payable to Al)

A flare gun to help signal for help and also can be used to burn up your Snow Trac when you come to your senses and realize “Geez! ,I coulda bought a Kristi !”

A baseball bat . You are going to want something to break all the windows out of the Snow Trac after the 6th breakdown before lunch break

A large bag of “Jelly Beans” to use as a trail markers . DO NOT use white Jelly Beans as “Mouse Ear Mike” did . This could keep you lost and stuck a few more days . If you are running with a second Snow Trac it is important to make sure he is not stopping to eat the Jelly Beans , you just put out as trail markers as you are heading into the Wilderness or in Bob S’s . situation , A cornfield …:pat:

A bottle of Rum and some Dr. Pepper soda so when I arrive , I may have a lovely drink and toast to your success of actually getting that broken down piece of Sh#t out of the garage and this far .:beer:

And in Tomma’s list he should add some Tea and Crumpets . Not sure what a Crumpet is but it sounds like it would be cool to have it with tea .

And lastly a gallon of “Snow White Paint” so you can just paint the damn thing white and let it rot ,right where it is . In Bob S’s case he may want to use a Corn Field Yellow paint color .:puke1:

Good Day to you and Happy Snow Cattin .:moon: :tiphat:
 
good pair of Binoculars to see where your headed and how far you made it since your last break down
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Nah, you only need them to see where you are headed. You can see the place where you last broke down easily with the naked eye......
 
Ok , This is ridiculous ! Where is Tommo .

I am actually starting to worry about this guy :confused: . Has anyone heard from him ??? I better not have to go to Iraq to find out how he is doin or there will be “hell”<- (English for Heck) to pay !


Tommo ! You damn well better be ok ! The only reason good enough for your silence is you been trapped in the bedroom by your wife :boobies: !!!

Sincerely ,

Big Al
 
I actually traded a couple emails with him a few weeks ago. If I recall, he is coming home (to England) soon. I told him that Mith would buy him a beer.

Mith, I faxed you some US$. Did you get them?
 
Bob, my fax machine has never been the same since John faxed me some cat sick! They came through all green, I figured there must be some screw up, so I threw them away. Green money? Nobody would have green money! ;)
 
Mith said:
Bob, my fax machine has never been the same since John faxed me some cat sick! They came through all green, I figured there must be some screw up, so I threw them away. Green money? Nobody would have green money! ;)
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Oh no... Green money good! Wet green money, not good!!:D:tiphat::beer::beer:
 
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