Welcome to the Republic of Cascadia

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Welcome to the Republic of Cascadia Homepage.
Now is the time for the citizens of Cascadia to demand their freedom from the oppressive governments of Canada and the United States. For too long have our people put up with indifference and condescendence from distant seats of power. We have been subject to francophonic imperialism and wasteful spending of our tax money. Our entrepreneurs have been attacked by the so-called justice system for merely doing their jobs and growing our economy. When will we say enough is enough?
The former American states of Oregon and Washington and the former Canadian province of British Columbia must join together as a sovereign nation. Only then can we have self-determination and take our rightful place in the Global Community.

http://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

 

[Melensdad]

Any chance you'd be willing to take Southern California off our hands?

 

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NO!

We just want our coccyx back!

http://zapatopi.net/cascadia/nocal.html

NoCal: A Cascadian Region​

Northern California rightfully and naturally is a part of the Republic of Cascadia. The Cascade mountain range, the backbone of our nation, stretches majestically down from the head of British Columbia and seats itself in this occupied region. This land -- the Coccyx of Cascadia -- is a natural and vital extension of our nation that was robbed from us by distant Federalists who were easily bought with Californian promises of gold.
But it isn't merely geography that unites us. The peoples of Northern California share a common culture with other Cascadians and find themselves oppressed by the occupational SoCalist government which wants nothing more than to replace redwoods with hollywoods. There can be no freedom for our brothers and sisters in Northern California as long as their land is occupied by the forces of tinseled tormentors.
This is why we must annex Northern California.
Liberation of NoCal

By annexing Northern California, we are merely restoring Cascadia to its natural state; making what was fragmented by despotism whole again by righteous action. We are also liberating an oppressed people living under not only the subjugation from afar by Columbian Districtarians but also the regional dominion of corrupt, thirst-addled Angelino potentates and Bay-area Bohemian Grove cabalists.
Eventually, annexed Northern California will be combined with Southern Oregon to form the fourth Cascadian prefecture of Jefferson, which will act as a stalwart against Californian incursions.
While military intervention is not warranted at this time, Californians should be warned that the Cascadian Department of Defense is willing and able to deploy a 2,000-Hominoid strong force (easily besting the stomping and limb-ripping power of 20,000 humans) into the region if SoCal occupational forces continue their buildup north of Lassen Peak. Until such drastic measures are deemed necessary, NoCal Cascadian loyalists will continue to subvert SoCal dominion by non-violent methods, including using advanced, Cascadian-developed MindGuard technology to jam the Californian mind control carriers used to keep Northern Californians obedient.


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[JayC]

Well, when the next large earthquake hits the Cascadia region don't come cryin to us for help.

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

Well, when the next large earthquake hits the Cascadia region don't come cryin to us for help.

Sounds like another Federalist threat:

http://zapatopi.net/cascadia/quake.html

SPECIAL REPORT: Earthquake 2001

Earthquake Facts:

At 2001-02-28.45486 LMT, a magnitude 6.8 earthquake hit the Prefecture of Washington. It's epicenter was 20km northeast of the prefectural capital of Olympia, 52km below the surface. The earthquake has been officially named "Nisqually".
Due to the depth of the quake and superior Cascadian seismic building and remediation technology, damage was minimal for the quake's size. However, costs are projected into the billions. There was no loss of life and few serious injuries.
Federalist Terrorism Suspected:

While Federalist controlled agencies such as the USGS are claiming that the Nisqually Earthquake was caused by a release of pent up energy from the Juan de Fuca plate subducting under the North American plate, Cascadian geoscientists remain skeptical.
Most Cascadian researchers suspect that the quake was the result of a targeted attack by the Federalist military using HAARP. HAARP -- or High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program -- is a project based in Alaska that uses HF and UHF electromagnetic waves ostensibly to "study" the Earth's ionosphere. However, it is an open secret in the military community that HAARP is really a program that aims to build a weapon of mass destruction that can trigger earthquakes, tsunamis, extreme weather events, and other seemingly natural disasters.
Motives for this cowardly attack on Cascadian soil are numerous and easy to deduce:

• A desire to hurt the Cascadian economy by forcing us to incur damage costs. This was relatively ineffectual due to Cascadian preparedness.
• A desire to make citizens of Cascadia feel helpless and encourage them to turn to Federalism for help. This is evident in the later sending of FEMA troops across the Cascadian-American border under the guise of "helping" Cascadian citizens.
• Hatred of freedom-loving Cascadians and desire to see them hurt.
• A desire to test HAARP in an actual attack. Federalists could start using it on other nations that they dislike, especially those less prepared than Cascadia. Be forewarned.
• At the time of the quake, Bill Gates was demonstrating Microsoft's Windows XP operating system at a conference with others of the Cascadian technocratic elite in attendance. Had it not been for the foresight and technical know-how of Cascadian earthquake preparedness programs, the ballroom that they were in could have been a death trap, thereby wiping out a large chunk of the Cascadian technological brain trust. Clearly, this was part of the Federalists' intent.

As is evident, the Federalists' goals were either unfulfilled or extremely limited due to an underestimation of Cascadian superiority. Federalists should be warned that future attacks will not be any more successful and will only cause them to incur the wrath of Cascadia.

 

[kensfarm]

Well, when the next large earthquake hits the Cascadia region don't come cryin to us for help.

That will probably resolve the California issue too!!! Blub.. blub.. blub..