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Warehouse Worker Humour.

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
A logistics manager, a truck driver, and a warehouse worker are stranded on a deserted island with a huge pile of boxes. The logistics manager says, “Let’s inventory and organize these boxes. It’ll improve our chances of survival!”

The truck driver says, “No, let’s stack them to create a signal tower. Someone is bound to see it and rescue us!”

The warehouse worker smiles, sits down on a box, and starts relaxing. The others look at him puzzled and ask, “What are you doing?”

He replies, “I’m taking a break. You’ll see, the moment you sit down and relax at a warehouse, someone will come out of nowhere and tell you to move!”
 
Two people are working in a warehouse. One of them starts itching.

"I need to get some new clothes."

His co-worker says, "why don't you wear something when you're at your house?
 
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