Crap they've got a blog now! 
http://somalipirate.livejournal.com/
http://somalipirate.livejournal.com/
Meet our new captain
somalipirateApril 15th, 18:13
I bet you think we've had a bad day. I bet you think you've got us on the run.
What you fail to realize, stupid Americans, is that our recruitment has only increased. Capture eleven, and twenty-two will rise to take their place! Mariners from around the world have rallied to our cause, joining forces with us in the name of fortune and adventure. In fact, we have recruited some of your own countrymen to our cause.
Our newest recruit, we call him "G". he was a First Mate in your country, but he's been promoted to Captain in ours. He knows your secrets and will undermine your defenses. Last night he made a radio out of a coconut. Look below into the face of your worst nightmare.
We've got a fax machine, you're in big trouble now
somalipirateApril 14th, 17:08
That's right, nations of the world. We've used some of our riches to buy a shiny new fax machine and a satellite phone. We are totally going to spam you now.
So when your children sob, wondering why all these random pictures of Greek hostages keep showing up in your home office, you tell them it was us.
When your workplace grinds to a halt under the weight of our taunting cartoons of Harry Potter being eaten by a bear, know that it was us.
When your military crumbles as all communication lines are stuffed with our recipes for Injera, know that it was us.
And when you look for us, to retaliate, know that you will not find us, as we are everywhere and nowhere all at once, out on the high seas.
Official Statement on the Phil Spector verdict
somalipirateApril 14th, 11:11 AFGOOYE, Somali -
The National Board of Somali Pirates (NBSP) and the Somali Pirates Credit Union (SPCU) jointly denounced the Phil Spector verdict today as an unfair persecution of a former member of their ranks.
Phil Spector was widely known to have dabbled in Somali Piracy in the late 1990s. This was a personal choice on his part, and one that is to be respected. The extent to which he developed an insatiable bloodlust whilst forcibly seizing merchant vessels at gunpoint is a personal matter. The American mainstream media, on the otherhand, seems to think differently. As part of their broad campaign to defame and disparage our humble enterprise, they set up Mr. Spector to be framed for murder.
And, it seems that they have achieved their end. Well, let us say this to you now, American dogs: your snipers may take us out with headshots, or your lawyers may frame us for murder. We care not about the methods, and we care less about the results. Because we are not all as easy to find as our fallen comrade who lived in a castle in Los Angeles. Most of our castles are in Somalia, and they are underground, and they are guarded by wild boars who haven't been fed this week.
You think you can capture all of us and give us high profile trials in California? Good luck with that buddy.
