Silly Jokes

[Don Coyote]

.....I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

My Wife loves making Dill Bread.

..... She doesn't like my jokes about what she kneads.

 

[shortarcflyer]

Just left my colonoscopy and
I had the doctor write a note to my wife
stating that my head was indeed NOT up there...

 

[shortarcflyer]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's

 

[Lenny]

Dogs turn H2O into K9P.

 

[Lenny]

What's the best thing about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is great and you get to keep the tips.